"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense." - President George W. BushDamn voices, but I thought they had medication for that sort of illness? Maybe his health insurance policy doesn't cover it.
The Captain Decider post puts me in the mood to relate a story regarding how front page headlines can be put to good use. Some years ago a newspaper headline read "Same Sex Marrige Said To Be Illegal". Using the headline as ammunition, I proceeded to explain to the bride at the time that she needed to spice the sex thing up or she could wind up in jail.
Try as I might, I couldn't convince her that it was for her own good.
Even though I wasn't successful, I still think it was an inspired use of information - in a horny guy kind of way.
I am laughing, but don't know how to type the sounds. Thanks.
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