I read my home town paper online, mostly to read the obits. Because I use Mozilla Firefox for a browser, the text on the paper's homepage gets goofed up. I don't usually pay any attention to how the state headlines are mashed together, but being left wing & therefore a pervert, I couldn't help but notice this:
Rhinelander PD now back to full staff
Stabbing suspect held on bond
Court denies motions to suppress in boat accident case
STATE NEWSFriday's winning lottery numbersVan Hollen: Prosecutors will appeal ruling in necrophilia caseInterest grows in property raided by law enforcement agentsEx-prison worker charged with having sex with inmateWienermobile ticketed for illegal parkingMan arrested at Lambeau Field after running from vehicleTommy Thompson: He expected to raise more money in WisconsinThieves steal Harley-Davidson that slain soldier left to his sonMan to face trial on charges of assaulting sonTeen killed in Fargo remembered by family in WisconsinMan arrested at Lambeau after driving truck into lot, fleeingMilwaukee airport says live electrical cables sparked fireMilwaukee woman trips on rug, sues courthouseMilwaukee woman trips on rug, sues courthouseNews from around Wisconsin at 6:28 a.m. CDTPlane makes emergency landing in soybean field
I sure am glad that the police department is now fully staffed, a person can't be too careful with a rogue Weinermobile on the loose.