Monday, June 11, 2007

It's Good To Have Children

Via my kid, aka mom of The Twins. I always thought that aliens or even half-sheep had more intelligence than that shown by these morons.

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Condoleezza Rice, Alberto Gonzalez, Ann Coulter and Dan Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

Speaking of half-sheep, try this poem, The Sheep-Child, by a not-nice man. It's tough, be warned, but probably worth the read. It's first line is

Farm boys wild to couple

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