The intertubes on the internets will be alive with music, the sweet, sweet music of this asshole being indicted. On a hot & humid Minneapolis day, this cools me off, a bit.
Sen. Ted Stevens, the longest-serving Republican senator and a figure
in Alaska politics since before statehood, has been indicted on seven
counts of falsely reporting hundreds of thousands of dollars in
services he received from a company that helped renovate his home.