Via Maru, The Crank Pot. Thanks so much. I must have been really, really drunk, to have understood every word of this song back when I could understand anything. Drunk, yes, drunk, that's my story & I'm sticking to it. Hey, look, I've got grand daughters now, not to mention a daughter for cripe's sake. Give an old DFH a break will you. Anyway, I hope you laughed as much as I did.