From the front page of my local paper:
As boating season approaches, the Bush administration wants to enlist the country’s 80 million recreational boaters to help reduce the chances that a small boat could deliver a nuclear or radiological bomb somewhere along the country’s 95,000 miles of coastline and inland waterways.
Unfortunately, as my loyal four readers know, I DO NOT HAVE A BOAT. One more reason to throw myself from the ore dock, since I won't be able to protect my country from the invading Canadians. Feeling safer yet?
2 comments:
Congrats to Mr Creek. Rarely is such an opportunity laid in ones lap. Play your cards well and many bomb inspections may be in your future.
My god, man, you might be on to something. Who'd a thunk?
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