Tuesday, April 25, 2006

No Surprise

Anyone who watches slow-pitch softball anywhere in the U.S. can relate to this. There are people who "play" this game like it's the World Series or something - my favorite is the moron, wearing metal spikes, coming in waist high to second base. It's important to be a man on the slow-pitch softball diamond. Real men & women play fast-pitch for Christ's sake, everyone knows that.

"Can someone tell me why these awesome GOP athletes aren't in Iraq instead of measuring their dicks in a slow-pitch softball league that a junior high girls team could easily dominate? Could it be because they are a bunch of pathetic, bedwetting chickenshits? I thought so."

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