Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Just To Remind Y'all

The Worst President Ever speaks:
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I’m the decider, and I decide what is best. And what’s best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense." - President George W. Bush
Damn voices, but I thought they had medication for that sort of illness? Maybe his health insurance policy doesn't cover it.


Anonymous said...

The Captain Decider post puts me in the mood to relate a story regarding how front page headlines can be put to good use. Some years ago a newspaper headline read "Same Sex Marrige Said To Be Illegal". Using the headline as ammunition, I proceeded to explain to the bride at the time that she needed to spice the sex thing up or she could wind up in jail.

Try as I might, I couldn't convince her that it was for her own good.

Even though I wasn't successful, I still think it was an inspired use of information - in a horny guy kind of way.

coldH2O said...

I am laughing, but don't know how to type the sounds. Thanks.