Which One Do I Choose?

What a dilemma. Here are three spam emails I received this a.m.

Watch out for El Nino! (Actual subject line, go figure.)
Claudine Dugan
to *****

-S'ensationall revoolution in m'edicine!
-E'n'l'a'r'g'e your p''enis up to 10 cm or up to 4 inches!
-It's herbal solution what hasn't side effect, but has 100% guaranted results!
-Don't lose your chance and but know wihtout doubts, you will be impressed with results!
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Hello,
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://jvqags.hyperdri.com/?99537911) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)

I'm laughing so hard right now that I can't cut & paste the last email. Suffice it to say it has something  to do with my "pottency?" - question mark in the original. Bastards.