Man, I Laughed Hard...

...at this: Go read the whole thing.

""And he believes that the power of the Almighty is stronger than the power of the chairman of the Democratic Party."

"It's a fair point. I once tried asking Howard Dean to turn an Evian bottle into a can of Steel Reserve, just like Jesus made wine from water. Unfortunately, he just sort of looked at me funny and had Kos' goon squad give me a full-frontal wedgie and throw me in the back alley behind DNC HQ. The bottom line is, if you want to throw a KILLER KEGGER, be sure to invite Jesus along instead of some loser-defeatist DEMONcrat."