Happy Thanksgiving

In honor of turkey, ham, venison day, I present the newest installment of the, ta da, Grantsburg Policae Blotter. This is from the incomparable Burnett Co. Sentinel.

Grantsburg Policea Blotter

•Nov. 16, James J. Johnson, Webster, was rear-ended by David D. Wickland, Danbury, on County Road A, when Wickland was driving too close, who then landed in the ditch.
Good god, man, I have tried, tried, & tried, this trying is hard work, but I can't understand what really happened on County Road A.

•Nov. 15, Danielle J. Olson, Webster, was west on Hwy. 70 when she failed to yield from stop sign, causing Dawn M. Straub, Webster, to hit her. No one was injured.
Go west, young woman, go west. But please yield, or someone will hit you.

•Nov. 18, Anthony D. Schultz, 41, Siren, was arrested and cited for possession of THC, domestic disorderly conduct and possession of paraphernalia. Rhyan H. Richison, 24, Siren, was also arrested and cited for the same crimes.
I'd like to possess some of that domestic disorderly, but it's probably not as good as the Columbian, if you know what I mean.