Saturday, June 28, 2008

The McCains Is Just Plain Folk Tryin' To Scrape Some Money Together To Pay Their Taxes On Their Beach Front Hovel

The newest version of Mr. Integritude, Sen. John McDon't Pay My Taxes, appears to have a bit of a problem. One of many, I might add. Via the great Watertiger.
Newsweek is set to publish a highly embarrassing report on Sen. John McCain, revealing that the McCains have failed to pay taxes on their beach-front condo in La Jolla, California, for the last four years and are currently in default, The Huffington Post has learned.
UPDATE: Newsweek's story is now online[*]. The report notes that the McCains paid the bulk of their back taxes yesterday, but continue to owe additional taxes.

*Go here for the online story mentioned above. Also noted is that the McCains own seven homes, which proves that they are not elitists. You see, you need to own more than seven houses to be elitists, the McCains are just poor folk with seven homes. They're so poor that they can't pay their taxes. Won't be long & they'll be on the streets eating out of dumpsters.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Of course you need seven houses - where will you go on Tuesdays? Can't live in the street.

And another thing is Cindy McCain anorexic or on speed - get that girl some food. Whatever Cindy's faults though, she owns a beer company and that simple fact makes her very attractive to most men.