Monday, December 11, 2006

A Little Levity

For the I Just Go Nuts At Christmas crowd. Thanks a lot to RLK.

In case you're wondering about the late night/early morning post, I've been dealing with insomnia lately. This Santa temping gig is getting on my nerves, yesterday's shift at Rosedale especially.

It was like that my whole shift. I'm on my third outfit, having been peed on again last night. That's not the worst of it. I think I'm losing my ability to hear high pitched sounds thanks to the banshee wails of suburban children ripped from their TVs to do photo opps for their grandparents.

Otherwise things are slowly getting better. I only dropped two of the little bastards yesterday. The first was just fine, and the other hardly showed any marks at all.

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