Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Penis Worm

Fossilized embryos? When will these darned scientists just leave it alone? Embryos leading to more knowledge? How can they live with themselves, these scientists, these demons in white coats, these perverters of all that is holy? Bu$hCo better do something to stop these embryo lines from becoming useful to the population as a whole, that would not be a good thing for humanity.


Embryos of the penis worm.

They were discarded, oh, 500 million years ago, or so. Unless, of course, like Bu$hco, you believe the world was begun 6,000 years ago, which makes these precious embryos martyrs. Except, they had spines around their anuses. Obviously they were not gay penis worms. Well, now, maybe just kinky penis worms. If you know what I mean.

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