It's Almost April

The Cruelest Month. There is the first robin of the year trying to run off his own image in the new window. The cruelest month. I would feel for Mr. Robin-Red-Breast except for this:

SNOW WILL THEN OVERSPREAD THE REST OF THE REGION TONIGHT...AND BECOME HEAVY AT TIMES AFTER MIDNIGHT. WINDS WILL ALSO INCREASE...ESPECIALLY NEAR LAKE SUPERIOR. PLEASE SEE THE LATEST FORECASTS AND WINTER WEATHER PRODUCTS ISSUED BY THE DULUTH NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE OFFICE FOR FURTHER DETAILS.
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A STRONG EARLY SPRING SNOWSTORM WILL CONTINUE TO AFFECT THE AREA THROUGH TUESDAY NIGHT. SNOW...HEAVY AT TIMES...WILL PERSIST THROUGH TUESDAY. SNOW MAY MIX WITH RAIN IN MUCH OF NORTHWEST WISCONSIN TUESDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING. PRECIPITATION WILL DIMINISH IN INTENSITY AND END BY LATE TUESDAY NIGHT. STORM TOTAL SNOWFALL ACCUMULATIONS WILL VARY WIDELY FROM 6 TO 12 INCHES...EXCEPT FROM 4 TO 7 INCHES MAINLY SOUTH AND EAST OF A LINE FROM ASHLAND TO HAYWARD WISCONSIN. PLEASE SEE THE LATEST FORECASTS AND WINTER WEATHER PRODUCTS ISSUED BY THE DULUTH NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE OFFICE FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

I did not capitalize the weather report. That is the way the NOAH folks do it. My emphases. Oh, shut up & get your minds out of the gutter.