I'd Vote for Nagin

From the marvelous Maru.

Presidential Debates 2008:
Question 1: What can be done to improve the government that has gone screaming downhill since Dubya's Daddy gave him the White House to play in?

Dumbfuck republican candidate: I don't believe that my esteemed opponent understands the intricacies of national politics.

NOLA Mayor Ray Nagin: I'd make it so that if you didn't shut the fuck up, get off your ass, and DO WHAT YOU ARE PAID TO DO, you'd be out trying to find a goddamn job at McDonald's.

-Nagin wins.
(email from Kathy A)