Saturday, January 14, 2006

Montana News

My friend, Al Franken was in Montana. & for no apparent reason, I've included a bunch of Montana news for you. It is a slow Saturday night, tooting ducks & all.

"“Are some dogs corrupt?” asked Franken, smiling.

“Well, I have seen big dogs take bones from little dogs,” Schweitzer answered."

Must. Kill. Bison. Must. Save. Cattle. Morons. Well, boo, fucking, hoo.

"Schweitzer’s efforts to reach across party lines by selecting John Bohlinger, a Billings Republican, as his running mate, only exacerbated outrage among Republican faithful. The GOP E-brief, an e-mail publication from the Montana Republican State Central Committee, rails regularly at Schweitzer, from the way he dresses to the way he funded his inaugural ball."

Cop notes from Bozeman, MT.

"A man fell off his bike at the intersection of West Alderson Street and South Willson Avenue. He was intoxicated. An officer told him to walk his bike home."

"A dropout was told to leave school property on North 11th Avenue and not return."

"A man asked a deputy how he could stop a former friend from calling his wife. The deputy told him to have his wife tell the man not to call anymore."

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