Relatively Stooopid Local News, Well, If You Consider Duluth, MN, Local, Which I Do So Sue Me

Jeffrey Ely's 1997 Honda Civic, weight 1045 kg vs. Miniature Pinscher Fester, weight 13 lbs.

1997 Honda Civic

Miniature Pincher

For those of you who are wondering, since the pictures show a certain parity in size between car & dog, 1045 kg equals 2299 lbs. 13 lbs. equals 13 lbs. I guess you can figure out who won. Go read the story, however, to find out just how sensitive a 1997 Honda Civic can be.

GAAAAH

Lieberman, the Lame & the Halt is beneath contempt.

Nothing new here, move along.

Go ahead Georgie, use some tongue, we've been together long enough. Eww. I'm sorry for that, particularly since it's Saturday & the sun is shining.