Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Joke Time

BTW, the refs sure stunk up Kansas City last Sunday, eh?  I could smell it way up north & through the radio.

Now the joke, as it were.

All  drugs have two names, a trade name and generic  name.

        Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is  also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called  Ibuprofen.
The FDA has  been looking for a generic name for  Viagra.  

After careful consideration by a team of government experts,  it recently announced that it has settled on the  generic name of Mycoxafloppin.  Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,  Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. 

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in  liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola  as a power beverage suitable for use as a  mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself  a stiff one. 

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',  'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff  drink'.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. 
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on  breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.  This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections  and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.  


nonheroicvet said...

Great stuff Mr Creek. Nice to have some good yuks for the Winter Solstice season.

Shutterwi said...

Don't quit your day job.

nonheroicvet said...

P.S. I think one of the three wise men brought mirth to Bethlehem and started the tradition.

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