I assume the Kloppenburg sign looked something like this:
Now for the magic, which I know little about. Did the magic come out of something like this:
Or, did you forage, for something like this in order to develop the magic:
Did you talk or communicate telepathically with this guy?
Or maybe you bought into this crabby old bastard's story & became magical. I think I just may have slurred a wonderful guy, accept my uncrossed fingered apology nonheroicvet.
Maybe you watched a Rocky & Bullwinkle marathon on the teevee? If you did, I'm pretty angry at you for not calling me up so I could watch the teevee as well.
I could see how the magic could drift over the suburbs of High Bridge if the sign looked like this:
What ever the magic, nonheroicvet, you & D. should pat yourselves on the back for the great work you've done over the years.