Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Party That Could Shoot Straight

Via RLK, we find out that the ReThugs, the party of guns, hatred, & money, are lousy shooters. This is only somewhat surprising since Democrats believe in practice & study in order to earn ability to shoot well. ReThugs, on the other hand, believe that they deserve it because they usually can just buy it, or, they accuse the Democrats of being Commie sharpshooters trained by Al-Queda in Somalia, thus tainting the Democrats clear victory. The Democrats then bend over & mumble, rather than standing up & laughing at the ReThugs, or, at least, giving them the finger.

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