I See The Strategy Now

Let's make a whole lot of people unemployed, that way they won't have moneyh to be able to watch television or listen to the radio or surf that newfangled, dadgumbed Internets tube thing. See, that way they won't know how many people are out of work & we can drive by their houses in brand new, shiny cars & they'll think everything is great, except if they lose thier homes, I wonder, oh, yes, of course, under the bridge that crosses the river over there, somewhere.