Jeebus

This is about the stupidest thing I've read in a long time. Apparently, these guys have used up all of their brains & ears at NASCAR races.

But he has ditched the nice-guy reflex of always turning the other cheek. When he spots a Wal-Mart clerk writing "Happy Holidays" on a window, he boldly complains: It should say "Merry Christmas."

The clerk erases the offending greeting. Chalk one up for Christian testosterone.

"I wouldn't have done that before," Stephenson says proudly. "I am no longer a doormat.

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What a man!